Skinny, fat, skinny, fat

Confession:
I read gossip magazine. Or rather, I look through gossip magazines.
To my defense: it's mostly while I'm at the gym and I'm "working out" on a recumbent bike because I'm to lazy to run or do something intense.

Anyways,
gossip magazines are weird.
A lot of them are mostly about celebrities and their weight.
Actually, a whole category of magazines is just regarding celebrities.

Star, OK, InTouch, I forget the names of them all.
They try to tell us normal Joes and Janes as much as possible about what is going on in the lives of celebrities.

Demi and Ashton are probably splitting up.
He's younger than her and he can't stop chasing tail,
his stepdaughters are devastated that this guy who is probably about 10-15 years older than them and they refer to as "MOD" (my other dad) is now sleeping with women not much older than them.

Which is a similar perdicament that Brooke Hogan found herself in,
only in her case,
it was her mom who but the C in Cougar and started going out with a young man not much older than her daughter. Brooke Hogan btw for those of you who don't know achieved her "celebrity status" through being Hulk Hogan's daughter and then being on a reality show.

Oh,
the weight thing.
The celebs, according to the magazines, are either too fat or too skinny.
Most recently this has being going on: (according to the mags, summing up:)
LeAnne Rhimes: losing weight rapidly since she married Eddie somethingorother whom she had an affair with while they were both married
Jessica Simpson: most of the times she is looking a little chunkier than most celebrities and she keeps postponing her wedding to that guy who's from sports so I forget his name, however, according to the lastest: Jessica darling might have an excuse according to one of the mags: She is pregnant!

Then there are the celebrities whose bodies just remain amazing, at all times, the two women that pop up in my mind are Heidi Klum and Gisele Bunchen. Heidi Klum has had three or four kids, and after each and every one she bounces back into flat stomach shape, no stretchmarks, no saggy mommy pouch. No nothing.

How is that possible?
I had ONE child,
when I was 21
many years have gone by and I still have a saggy stomach! Which will probably never go away!

Well, I guess Heidi's job is and has been for a long time, getting paid for being beautiful and she probably worked super, super hard at getting her body back lightning speed, right after she popped out each kid.
But personally,
I get pissed off when I read about stuff like this.

And don't get me started on Kelly Ripa.
I said don't!