Snook Snook Snickers

I am going to a Halloween party tomorrow and I am going to be Snooki.
Jersey Shore represents everything I hate and everything I love about America. Anyone can become anybody by doing just about nothing. People make money from filming other people and the people being filmed make money just from being their obnoxious little selves and doing their thing, which later gets depicted in a humorous manner.

I watch way too much TV so I really try to limit myself on the reality TV, I only allow myself two indulgences which I consider "grandfathered in" because when I was pregnant in Iceland I only had two TV stations and pickings were slim. Slim Pickings!
Back to my love-hate: TV producers go out to look for people like Snooki and The Situation who the puppet masters believe would make for great TV. In the first episode Snook drives up to the Jersey Shore house in a beat up little, dented old Toyota. She is the last one to arrive but the first one get S faced. She strips down to bra and panties and gets into the hot tub when the rest of the gang is only getting the evening started. Later on she passes out.

The rest of the gang decides to go out and explore the Jersey Shore and Snooki wakes up totally confused, doesn't know where all the people have gone....or why some creepy guy she doesn't know keeps calling. The next day Snooki is in bed crying, she is embarrassed that she got way to drunk and she feels like the others treat her like a nobody and she'd rather go back to be the "F$%%ing princess of Poughkipsie" So I already kinda like her a little bit. But I'm only halfway into episode two.